- ♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
♪ THEY'LL MAKE SOME HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
♪ THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH ♪
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
- ALL RIGHT! 9!
HEH HEH. NOW I'VE GOT 2 OF YOUR FORTS.
READY TO GIVE UP YET?
- WHY SHOULD I?
I'M STILL AHEAD BY 30,000 POINTS.
- YOU KNOW, NUTMEG, SOMETIMES YOU'RE A REAL BUMMER.
- AW, I'M JUST WORRIED ABOUT HEATHCLIFF AND SPIKE.
- YEAH, IT IS AWFULLY QUIET BACK THERE.
DON'T WORRY, NUTMEG.
IF HEATHCLIFF GETS OUTTA LINE,
SPIKE CAN HANDLE IT.
[BUZZING]
- WILL YOU GET OVER HERE?!
- [PANTING] I'LL GET HIM! I'LL GET HIM!
- IT'S THE SECOND FLY YOU'VE LET GET NEAR ME TODAY.
- I'M SORRY! I'M REALLY SORRY!
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!
- OH, ALL RIGHT, BUT DON'T LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN.
- THANK YOU! THANK YOU SO MUCH!
- HEE HEE HEE. HE APOLOGIZES SO WELL.
- [SNARLING]
- IT'S GONNA BE GREAT SEEIN' COUSIN SPIKE AGAIN.
THAT LOUDMOUTH MUTT IS GIVIN' ME A HEADACHE.
- [WHIMPERING]
[SNARLING]
- [YAWNS]
I THINK THE PUPPY NEEDS A BATH.
- BBBBLLLL!
- I HOPE SOMEBODY AROUND HERE IS TOUGHER THAN THAT MUTT.
I LIKE A LITTLE COMPETITION.
[CHUCKLING]
- HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU--HARDER?
I LIKE IT HARDER.
- RIGHT. RIGHT. I FORGOT.
- AND HOW ABOUT THE SHOULDERS?
CAN'T YOU FEEL ALL THE TENSION IN 'EM?
- HOW'S THAT?
- BETTER, BUT WORK ON IT AT HOME.
- I THOUGHT I HEARD COUSIN SPIKE'S VOICE.
- A LITTLE TO THE LEFT.
[SLAM]
- [LAUGHING NERVOUSLY]
- OH, CUT IT OUT, SPIKE. NOBODY LIKES A CRYBABY.
- [SNARLING]
- I-I'M SEEIN' DOUBLE.
UH, I GUESS I MUSTA BEEN IN THE SUN TOO LONG.
- [GROWLING]
- WH-WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM?
- I GUESS HE'S HUNGRY. I BETTER FEED HIM.
- WHEW!
- OK. YOU GOTTA LEARN TO DEFEND YOURSELF.
PUT UP YOUR PAWS AND TRY TO HIT ME.
- HERE IT COMES. GET READY.
I DON'T WANNA HURT YOU.
- OOH. SOME THINGS I CAN'T STAND WATCHIN'.
HUH. I KNEW I SHOULDA BET ON A FIRST-ROUND KNOCKOUT.
- ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
- FINE, FINE. BUT YOU BETTER GET THE PHONE.
- AH, DON'T WORRY. THE RINGING SHOULD STOP IN A MONTH OR TWO.
- I'M TELLIN' YOU, THERE'S NOTHIN' TO BE AFRAID OF.
WHEN HE COMES AROUND THE CORNER, YOU GRAB HIM AND--POW!
- [YAWNS]
- OH, WELL. IT'S A QUIET DAY. I MIGHT AS WELL PLAY ALONG.
[WHISTLING "CAMPTOWN RACES"]
- HERE HE COMES. GET READY.
[RUNNING FOOTSTEPS]
NOOOOO!
- [SNARLING AND YOWLING]
- I THINK SPIKE MIGHT WIN THIS ONE.
WONDER HOW LONG IT'LL TAKE SPIKE TO FIND OUT
HE'S FIGHTING BULL!
[BOIINNGG]
I GUESS THAT ANSWERS MY QUESTION.
[CHUCKLING]
- I FEEL REALLY STUPID.
- DON'T WORRY.
THIS IDEA IS GUARANTEED TO WORK.
ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS LEAVE YOUR TAIL STICKIN' OUTTA THE HOLE.
WHAT CAT CAN RESIST A BIG, FAT MOUSE?
- CAN'T WE JUST FORGET IT?
- RRRRR!
- NEVER MIND.
- [CHUCKLING]
[CLEARING THROAT]
OH, MY GOSH. A BIG, FAT MOUSE.
OH, BOY. THIS IS MY LUCKY DAY.
- [WHISPERING] I told ya this would work!
[CHUCKLING]
- UH-OH.
WHOA!
MAN! THAT'S ONE STRONG CAT.
AAAH!
- [SCREAMING]
- BOY! WAS THAT CLOSE.
[WOOD SPLINTERING]
GUARANTEED TO WORK, HUH?
- [CHUCKLING]
TIM-BER.
- CAMOUFLAGE. IT WORKS EVERY TIME.
WHEN HE COMES BY, WE PULL HIM IN,
THEN--POW--WE GOT HIM RIGHT WHERE WE WANT HIM.
- HEY! - DON'T YOU THINK THAT--
PEOPLE HAVE TO LEARN TO BE NEATER WITH THEIR TRASH.
- CAMOUFLAGE--IT WORKS EVERY TIME!
- IT PAYS TO LIVE A GOOD LIFE.
I'LL SEE YOU BOYS AT THE BOTTOM!
- [ARGUING]
- WE HAVE LIFTOFF!
- [SCREAMING]
[CRASHING THROUGH FLOORS]
[GROANING]
- YOU KNOW WHAT YOU GOTTA DO?
YOU GOTTA CHALLENGE THAT CAT TO A FIGHT
IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD.
- FORGET IT!
- WHAT?!
- THAT'S IT!
I QUIT!
IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT HIM, FINE,
BUT COUNT ME OUT!
- FINE! THEN I'LL DEFEND THE HONOR OF DOGS EVERYWHERE,
EVEN IF MY COUSIN IS TOO CHICKEN!
I CHALLENGE HEATHCLIFF TO A FIGHT
IN THE VACANT LOT ON ELM STREET!
IF HE HAS ANY GUTS, HE'LL BE THERE AT 4:00 THIS AFTERNOON!
- I'LL BE THERE. YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL.
[SPECTATORS CHEERING AND BOOING]
[BOOING AND JEERING]
- ARE YOU READY?
- WHY, I'D LOVE TO.
- COME ON, FIGHT!
PUT ME DOWN!
- IF YOU INSIST.
- WHOA!
OOF!
HEY!
GET OFF OF ME!
- NO PROBLEM.
- WHOA!
WHA--WHA--WHA--WHA--WHA--
[BOING]
- BOO!
- YAY!
- RRRAHHR!
- [CHANTING] HEATHCLIFF! HEATHCLIFF!
HEATHCLIFF!
- HEH HEH HEH. I'D BETTER END THIS
BEFORE HE REALLY HURTS ME.
- WHOA, WAAH, WAAH, WAAH, WAAH!
- [BIRDS TWEETING]
- TAKE THAT!
- YEAH, HE IS DEFINITELY SPIKE'S COUSIN.
HOO HA HA HA HOO HOO!
- [SOBBING]
- YAY!
- IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN GET YOU?
- UH, YEAH. WHERE'S THAT KID WITH THE LEMONADE?
- I'M COMING, SIR!
NICE COLD LEMONADE!
WHOOPS!
- OHH...
- IT'S SO HARD TO GET GOOD HELP NOWADAYS.
HEE HEE HEE HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA! HEE HEE HO HO!
- [HUMMING "CAMPTOWN RACES"]
- NOT EVEN RIFF RAFF CAN GET INTO THAT PLACE.
- YOU'RE RIGHT AS THE NIGHT, DUDE.
- I AGREE...I THINK.
- GRRRR!
- OH. HI, RIFF RAFF.
- OH. FOR ME?
[SOUND OF JACKHAMMER]
- ONCE UPON A TIME, THAT WAS MINE.
- NOW, BOYS, WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU THINK I CAN'T DO?
- WELL, NOT EVEN YOU CAN GET INTO THE BIRD SANCTUARY.
NO ONE'S THAT TOUGH.
- LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY.
I'LL GET INTO THAT BIRD PLACE, AND YOU THREE WILL HELP ME.
GET IT?
- [GULP]
- [BIRD CAWING]
- HEY, RIFF RAFF,
I FEEL REALLY SILLY DRESSED LIKE THIS.
- IT'S NOT HOW YOU FEEL, IT'S HOW YOU LOOK
THAT'S IMPORTANT.
- WELL, UH, WELL, HOW DO I LOOK?
- REALLY SILLY.
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
- HERE'S THE BIRD SANCTUARY, RIFF RAFF.
- GOOD. WHEEL ME IN.
- NO ONE WOULD EVER GUESS WHAT THESE TWO ARE UP TO.
- THAT WAS THE UGLIEST GRANDMA I'VE EVER SEEN.
AND THAT BABY--
EEWW!
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!
- WHUH-OH! I THINK HE'S SPOTTED US.
- GET A MOVE ON!
- COME BACK HERE!
- TURN LEFT.
TURN LEFT!
- UHH. THIS DRESS IS SLOWING ME DOWN.
WHICH WAY IS LEFT?
HEY! WHAT HAPPENED?
WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
- WHEW!
- THAT CRUMMY BIRD. WHY, I OUGHTA--
YIPE!
THAT WAY, MUNGO! THAT WAY!
- UH...WHICH WAY IS THAT WAY?
- CAW!
YOU LOOK PITIFUL.
[CRASH]
- OHH...
UH-OH!
YAAH!
[CRASH]
- CATS AREN'T ALLOWED IN HERE.
DON'T COME BACK!
- OOH!
WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS?
DID SOMEBODY GET THE LICENSE NUMBER?
- AND HE HAS TO ASK?
CAW!
- HOLD STILL.
- HMM.
AHA!
- OHH!
OH! OH!
OOH! OOH!
- YOU LOOK LIKE SOMETHING THE CAT BROUGHT HOME.
HEY. WHAT THE--
- I NEED ONE OF YOU GUYS FOR A SPECIAL MISSION.
- SURE. NO PROBLEM.
WADSWORTH!
- WHOO, WHOO, WHOO!
[CLANG]
- SHH!
NOW GET STARTED.
- [GRUMBLING]
- DIG.
- [GRUMBLING]
- [HUMMING "CAMPTOWN RACES"]
- AH!
I GOT JUST THE THING
FOR THESE UNDERCOVER CUTIES.
THEY'RE CERTAINLY GONNA SEE A LIGHT AT THE END OF THIS TUNNEL.
- I MAY BE AMISS, BUT DO YOU HEAR A HIT?
- IT'S NOTHIN'.
QUIT GOOFING OFF, YOU RHYMING REJECT.
WE'RE PROBABLY UNDER THE WALL NOW.
- OH, NO! - IT'S A--
- HA HA HA HA.
IT'LL BE A COLD DAY IN JULY BEFORE ANY CATS FOOL...ME.
- NO BIRDS ABOUT, SO LET'S CLEAR OUT.
- GET OUTTA MY WAY.
- MEOW!
- NOW TO CHECK THIS PLACE--
OOF!
- WELL, WHAT HAVE WE HERE?
- CAW!
LOOKS LIKE A COUPLE OF "MINER" BIRDS TO ME.
- RRRR...
REOW!
- HEY. GET OFF OF ME.
OOF!
GRRR!
- MEOW.
- AWK!
NOW, THIS SHOULD BE FUN.
AND I'VE GOT A RINGSIDE SEAT.
ARR! ARR! ARR!
- HEY, WHAT'S-- - UHH!
- TIME FOR PLAN "C."
- CAW.
THIS USED TO BE A QUIET NEIGHBORHOOD.
- ALL WE GOTTA DO IS YANK THIS ROPE
AND WE BREEZE THROUGH THE OPEN WINDOW.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
BLASTOFF!
HMM?
- AAH!
WAAH!
YAAH!
- I'M SUCH A NAUGHTY BIRD.
- TOO BAD.
JUST A LITTLE TO THE LEFT.
OOPS.
WHOA!
WHOA-OA-OA-OA!
- I BETTER HAVE MY EYES CHECKED.
I'VE SEEN A CATFISH BEFORE, BUT NEVER A CATBIRD.
- ALL RIGHT! IT'S WORKING!
[HUMMING "CAMPTOWN RACES"]
SO LONG, FEATHERHEAD.
[BLOWS RASPBERRY]
AAH...
I MADE IT. I'M SAFE.
- MIND RUNNING THAT BY ME AGAIN, BUB?
- CHIRP, CHIRP.
CHIRP, CHIRP.
CHIRP. CHIRP?
OH, NO!
OOH! OUCH! OH! OUCH!
OOH! [THUD]
OHH...OHH!
- [BIRDS TWEETING]
- HUH? WHO? WHAT? WHERE?
HEY!
DINNER.
HEH HEH HEH.
UH-OH.
HEH HEH HEH.
- [BLOWING RASPBERRY]
- UHH. HEH HEH HEH.
[GULP]
EEE-YAAH!
[CRASH]
- UH, GENERALLY A BIRD IN THE HAND
IS WORTH 2 IN THE BUSH,
BUT IN YOUR CASE I'D SAY YOU GOT OFF LUCKY.
HA HA HA! AWK!
- THAT BIRD'S GETTIN' ON MY NERVES.
[SQUISHING]
AHA.
[PECKING]
OH! OOH! AY! EEE!
- YOU KNOW, "TOUCAN" DO IT BETTER THAN ONE.
HAR, HAR, HAR!
- [BLOWING] - TOUCAN, I'LL GET YOU.
[SPLASH]
- THIS CAT HAS A STILTED SENSE OF HUMOR.
AH HA HA!
- [QUACK QUACK QUACK]
- AHA.
HEH HEH HEH.
[LAUGHING]
[POP] [AIR ESCAPING]
NOW, THAT'S A BIRD.
- WANT TO GO FOR A RIDE, HUH?
OK.
- OOH! AH! OUCH! EEE!
ENOUGH! STOP!
LET ME OFF!
OOH!
- DO YOU WANT OFF?
OK.
SO LONG, BUSTER.
- NOT AGAIN!
- YOU REALLY LIKE TO GET INTO YOUR WORK, DON'T YOU?
IT'S A DIRTY BUSINESS.
- COME BACK HERE, YOU BIGMOUTH FEATHER DUSTER!
OHH...
EVERYTHING HURTS.
- NOW, WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG, YOU OLD STICK-IN-THE-MUD?
- NOW YOU'VE HAD IT.
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!
NOW YOU'RE ALL MINE.
- REALLY? I DIDN'T KNOW YOU CARED.
[CRASHING, SCREAMING, AND SHOUTING]
[CAWING AND SNARLING]
- BOY, I'LL BETCHA RIFF RAFF REALLY CLOBBERED THAT BIRD.
- WHAT?!
- AFTER ALL THIS TIME, WE FINALLY HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON.
- WE BOTH LIKE FISH.
- THAT LITTLE BOY JUST GOT A PUPPY.
DON'T ASK ME WHY ANYONE WOULD WANT A PUPPY,
BUT HE SHOULD'VE ASKED HOW BIG IT WAS GONNA GET.
- WHOOOA!
- WHENEVER YOU GET A PET, BESIDES ASKING
WHAT KIND OF SHOTS IT NEEDS,
YOU SHOULD ALWAYS ASK HOW BIG IT'LL GET.
IF YOU MATCH THE PET TO THE SPACE AVAILABLE FOR IT,
IT'LL MAKE THE PET HAPPIER AND IT'LL MAKE YOU HAPPIER.
- ♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
♪ AND NO CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
♪ THEY'LL MAKE SOME HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU